[the stray dog won't forget the day he tricked him with a chocolate shake]

Thu, 03 May 2007 23:08:57 GMT

I'm RIPPED.

Fri, 13 Apr 2007 22:33:19 GMT

Inbox
From: Ticketmaster
<newsletter@reply.ticketmaster.com> to me

Don't miss Goo Goo Dolls!

I don't.

attention all planets of the solar federation

Mon, 26 Mar 2007 19:50:48 GMT

we have assumed control.
we have assumed control.
we have assumed control.

Thu, 08 Mar 2007 05:17:21 GMT

my mind

is like a plastic bag.

Fri, 26 Jan 2007 06:55:44 GMT

in my economics class we talk a lot about needs.

coachella tickets are a need.

Mon, 15 Jan 2007 06:43:49 GMT

I have a lint roller and I'm slightly afraid to use it.

I drew Casey's mom riding a dolphin.

Fri, 15 Dec 2006 08:17:14 GMT

Vote

Fri, 01 Dec 2006 06:44:57 GMT

I had to add this to memories.

Wed, 08 Nov 2006 04:21:26 GMT

hemorrhoidprime: the only thing worse than indie band names are indie album titles

Fri, 03 Nov 2006 08:33:47 GMT

Quintessential Alvaro:

kickyfrontblunt: dude im seriously turning hood
kickyfrontblunt: like
kickyfrontblunt: after the past week
kickyfrontblunt: so much gang bang and blood

Sat, 07 Oct 2006 17:24:08 GMT

if ever a day went missed:

it'd be this one.

What?!

Mon, 18 Sep 2006 03:05:23 GMT

I said, "Wait, Mom. There's shit blowing in my eyes."

So she took the picture.

Fri, 01 Sep 2006 04:14:14 GMT

good people.

Freaking Santa Fe

Thu, 20 Jul 2006 03:11:31 GMT

Freaking awesome as poop on fire.

Wed, 31 May 2006 04:15:18 GMT

I am so down with Karate kicking, but I didn't do it at Prom.

Stupid flower thing that someone's grandma had to help me with, eventually. I love Matt's dad.

Eventually Matt's mom yelled at me for looking like I didn't want to be there.

Homie 4 lyfe

But this is seriously the best freaking part of the night, period.

If you're my really good friend, I might give you one of those wallet pictures some day.

Thu, 08 Dec 2005 00:26:14 GMT

Dear mom and dad,

you asked for a list of things I want for christmas, and I promised I wouldn't make it so hard on you, so here it is:

-pants that actually fit around my waist
-a bottle of scientifically approved pills that will allow me to morph into hulk hogan for a day

♥ carmen

Fuck

Sat, 26 Nov 2005 17:22:46 GMT

yes.

Wed, 16 Nov 2005 23:29:19 GMT

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SOPHIE
(I sent a card, I hope you received it.)

life without myspace is honestly very productive.

I ran three miles on my dad's running machine last night. It took half an hour, but I still did it, and I hope I do it daily.

Today I had that meeting with my counselor where i plan my future, and well, fuck.

Mon, 14 Nov 2005 02:46:19 GMT

Carmen: i still can't accept IM as real life
Beatmaster Fro: then do it in the RL

Sun, 13 Nov 2005 20:43:59 GMT

Mon, 10 Oct 2005 04:23:52 GMT

mmmmmmmmmm

little things.

Sat, 01 Oct 2005 15:24:17 GMT

Carmen, sometimes I wish you were born a boy.

(Not for the girls, but for the boys)

Sat, 17 Sep 2005 08:12:41 GMT

John acquired Fern Gully on DVD for me.
My mother and I couldn't find it.
I now have Fern Gully on DVD.
That's pretty awesome.

Mel Mel Mel Mel Mel Mel Mel Mel Mel-tiyiyiying

Thu, 18 Aug 2005 01:39:08 GMT

people try to be like people
but you can't blame them
because you're a person
and who do you try to be?

and God said he really does only use one mold
and he's only broken it once
after he crafted dennis rodman
but that's only because he dropped it
and he stubbed his toe so he promised he'd never do that again
for the sake of the well-being of his big toe and all the others surrounding it.

and Sheila said she didn't know God had toes
and her mother responded, honey, god has everything
and Sheila said No, No mother,
she said he doesn't have her faith.

A dialogue, in the name of Fall Semester.

Tue, 16 Aug 2005 05:17:37 GMT

*guidance counselor calls me into office*

Guidance counselor: I hear you've been contemplating suicide?
Carmen: And you haven't, You guidance counselor?