[the stray dog won't forget the day he tricked him with a chocolate shake]

carmen_monoxide @ 2007-05-03T16:05:00

2007-05-03T23:08:57Z

I'm RIPPED.

carmen_monoxide @ 2007-04-13T15:32:00

2007-04-13T22:33:19Z

Inbox
From: Ticketmaster
<newsletter@reply.ticketmaster.com> to me

Don't miss Goo Goo Dolls!

I don't.

attention all planets of the solar federation

2007-03-26T19:50:48Z

we have assumed control.
we have assumed control.
we have assumed control.

carmen_monoxide @ 2007-03-07T21:16:00

2007-03-08T05:17:21Z

my mind

is like a plastic bag.

carmen_monoxide @ 2007-01-25T22:55:00

2007-01-26T06:55:44Z

in my economics class we talk a lot about needs.

coachella tickets are a need.

carmen_monoxide @ 2007-01-14T22:42:00

2007-01-15T06:43:49Z

I have a lint roller and I'm slightly afraid to use it.

I drew Casey's mom riding a dolphin.

2006-12-15T08:17:14Z

Vote

2006-12-01T06:44:57Z

I had to add this to memories.

2006-11-08T04:21:26Z

hemorrhoidprime: the only thing worse than indie band names are indie album titles

carmen_monoxide @ 2006-11-03T01:33:00

2006-11-03T08:33:47Z

Quintessential Alvaro:

kickyfrontblunt: dude im seriously turning hood
kickyfrontblunt: like
kickyfrontblunt: after the past week
kickyfrontblunt: so much gang bang and blood

carmen_monoxide @ 2006-10-07T10:19:00

2006-10-07T17:24:08Z

if ever a day went missed:

it'd be this one.

What?!

2006-09-18T03:05:23Z

I said, "Wait, Mom. There's shit blowing in my eyes."

So she took the picture.

carmen_monoxide @ 2006-08-31T21:14:00

2006-09-01T04:14:14Z

good people.

Freaking Santa Fe

2006-07-20T03:11:31Z

Freaking awesome as poop on fire.

carmen_monoxide @ 2006-05-30T20:37:00

2006-05-31T04:15:18Z

I am so down with Karate kicking, but I didn't do it at Prom.

Stupid flower thing that someone's grandma had to help me with, eventually. I love Matt's dad.

Eventually Matt's mom yelled at me for looking like I didn't want to be there.

Homie 4 lyfe

But this is seriously the best freaking part of the night, period.

If you're my really good friend, I might give you one of those wallet pictures some day.

carmen_monoxide @ 2005-12-07T16:26:00

2005-12-08T00:26:14Z

Dear mom and dad,

you asked for a list of things I want for christmas, and I promised I wouldn't make it so hard on you, so here it is:

-pants that actually fit around my waist
-a bottle of scientifically approved pills that will allow me to morph into hulk hogan for a day

♥ carmen

Fuck

2005-11-26T17:22:46Z

yes.

carmen_monoxide @ 2005-11-16T15:29:00

2005-11-16T23:29:19Z

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SOPHIE
(I sent a card, I hope you received it.)

life without myspace is honestly very productive.

I ran three miles on my dad's running machine last night. It took half an hour, but I still did it, and I hope I do it daily.

Today I had that meeting with my counselor where i plan my future, and well, fuck.

carmen_monoxide @ 2005-11-13T18:46:00

2005-11-14T02:46:19Z

Carmen: i still can't accept IM as real life
Beatmaster Fro: then do it in the RL

carmen_monoxide @ 2005-11-13T12:44:00

2005-11-13T20:43:59Z

carmen_monoxide @ 2005-10-09T21:22:00

2005-10-10T04:23:52Z

mmmmmmmmmm

little things.

carmen_monoxide @ 2005-10-01T08:21:00

2005-10-01T15:24:17Z

Carmen, sometimes I wish you were born a boy.

(Not for the girls, but for the boys)

carmen_monoxide @ 2005-09-17T01:04:00

2005-09-17T08:12:41Z

John acquired Fern Gully on DVD for me.
My mother and I couldn't find it.
I now have Fern Gully on DVD.
That's pretty awesome.

Mel Mel Mel Mel Mel Mel Mel Mel Mel-tiyiyiying

2005-08-18T01:39:08Z

people try to be like people
but you can't blame them
because you're a person
and who do you try to be?

and God said he really does only use one mold
and he's only broken it once
after he crafted dennis rodman
but that's only because he dropped it
and he stubbed his toe so he promised he'd never do that again
for the sake of the well-being of his big toe and all the others surrounding it.

and Sheila said she didn't know God had toes
and her mother responded, honey, god has everything
and Sheila said No, No mother,
she said he doesn't have her faith.

A dialogue, in the name of Fall Semester.

2005-08-16T05:17:37Z

*guidance counselor calls me into office*

Guidance counselor: I hear you've been contemplating suicide?
Carmen: And you haven't, You guidance counselor?